kill a couple people and im yours

bowlegsandangels:

killercest:

cameronjohngodfrey:

azazels-child:

why is sexuality such a big thing like 

just have sex with whoever you want as long as they consent

why is it such a huge thing

You should run for office.

if i ran for office i would end up legalizing situational murder

yeah, definitely run for office.

do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

musicbeatstherapy:

jelee-:

rockpapertheodore:

tinyspacebabe:

ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore

you sound fannytroubled

a little bootybothered if you ask me

someone’s having a little tushytantrum

winchesterprayers:

today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because

swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac

saddumbgirl:

cute messages make me instinctively hide my face in my hands and fall to one side on my bed 

onthesideoftheotters:

hopping on this bandwagon

majortvjunkie:

urbanfuck:

fun fact: me in the white shorts

fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world

majortvjunkie:

urbanfuck:

fun fact: me in the white shorts

fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world

lampsarepeopletoo:

they call me macklemore in math class because im like

what what what what what

what what what what what what what

what what what what

baconbandersnatch:

pippa6100:

I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought tumblr

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Well I’ll be dimmadamned.

shsl-chef:

a-felicia-named-goat:

shsl-chef:

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

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what is this even supposed to mean

thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti

egberts:

waviness:

pistachio

that is a walnut

egberts:

waviness:

pistachio

that is a walnut

dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

slurpeenis:

world war 3: swaggy vs swaggie